Do the D.A.N.C.E.

I saw Steve Aoki spin at the Whiskey last night. Amazing DJ, shitty venue. Although the crowd was different from the usual which made it alright. This is the second time I've seen Aoki and he just keeps getting better. If you get a chance to see this dude spin, DO IT! Dim Mak fucking rules.

I remembered why Jack Daniels and I broke up a long time ago. OIY!



What the fuck is the deal with these shoes? Those are horrible.... I bet they cost a ridiculous amount of money too. If you're the asshole dumb enough to purchase and wear these shoes, please email me, I am wondering out of curiosity what kind of person buys such hideous crap..... although I already have my ideas I just need confirmation.


Wow, did I miss the memo about bad shoes being the new awesome thing this season? Designed by Cesare Paciotti... who the hell is Cesare Paciotti? Maybe I'm just not hip enough to know...

It keeps getting worse doesn't it? These are boots by House of Nassat. They are crocheted.... what the fuck?

Finally! Something I can appreciate, Nike Terminators... maybe minus the studs on the back but I still dig them either way.

L, Licky I-C, Licky K-Y...

I should be doing some homework..... but to be honest with you, I'm kinda sick of it so I'm just not going to do it right now.

Last night I spent an evening with Kevin Smith. Let me tell you, that fat man is hilarious. It was pretty much straight Q&A all night from some serious fan boys. I thought about getting up there and asking him some ridiculous questions such as, "Are you a fan of getting your dickhole fingered," to "will you sign my butt?" But the line up was ridiculously long and I wasn't about to stand in line for the majority of the show. That is the first time that I've ever gone to see Kevin Smith and I wondered how far it would go if I were to sit down and chat with him.... and I mean how graphic and disgusting would this conversation get?

I loved the book "Silent Bob Speaks," however "My Boring Ass Life" was just that.... boring. Can't say I'd read it again, actually, I don't think I even finished it the first time around.

If I haven't yet forced you to listen to "Pillowface and His Airplane Chronicles" by Steve Aoki, I highly recommend that you do so right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.